Not your heart… Listen to your boob. Not your heart… Listen to your boob.

Not your heart… Listen to your boob.

“I hate when people offer unsolicited criticism on my musical taste and then proceed to talk incessantly about the genius of a band like Fleetwood Mac.”
— Me
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“Apparently I am 50% great to work with and 50% a pain in the ass, but people like me. That math doesn’t add up.”
— Me

mikd33:

Go to bed with B.E.D.! (Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux) #BeaADay #goldengirls

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youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

Good afternoon!


In Florida, there are many things that will eventually kill you: terrible drivers, freaked-out gun-toting white people, skin cancer, these little bastards, etc

youknowyoureafloridianwhen:

Good afternoon!

In Florida, there are many things that will eventually kill you: terrible drivers, freaked-out gun-toting white people, skin cancer, these little bastards, etc

(via oldflorida)

Clearly something poor people say.

Clearly something poor people say.