npr:

"How Will You Die?" via John Poole 

"So let’s cut to the chase. Depending on where you live on Earth, cooking dinner, having sex and going to the bathroom are either three of life’s many pleasures, or they’re the riskiest things you can do.”

Video: John Poole/NPR/YouTube

stop-air-humping:

The godfather of soul, James brown

Do I prefer the ad from the company that slows down my Netflix unnecessarily?

or

Do I prefer the ad from the company that will extend my credit beyond my financial capacity, sending me into an endless debt spiral?

or

Do i prefer the ad from the company that builds cars that accelerate on their own, but deny the existence of said accidental acceleration?

Who needs friends when you’ve got Terry Gross. 
By Elanor Davis

Malls… they’re my own personal hell. Way cooler when they’re abandoned

Photos by Seph Lawless.

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